temptmetobelieve:

funniest10k:

 

I LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”

the one that doesnt move just stretch his neck to look over

lolarious.

They all go LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK!!!!!

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imitationeuropean:

I interrupt this blog for a moment of outrage.

Okay, maybe “outrage” is too strong a word, but when I saw the title of this New York Times opinion piece—“Adults Should Read Adult Books”—my first reaction was something like this. It’s no secret that I love young adult fiction and I fully intend to read it until the day I die. After reading the full article, though, it’s clear that this guy Joel Stein is just an idiot, more deserving of my pity than my anger. Still, I feel like I need to chew this thing up and spit it back out before moving past it, so here goes:

The only thing more embarrassing than catching a guy on the plane looking at pornography on his computer is seeing a guy on the plane reading “The Hunger Games.” Or a Twilight book. Or Harry Potter.

Oh it’s on, Joel Stein. I’m sure you didn’t realize this, but people who proudly declare that they have never read Harry Potter and never will, like it’s somehow beneath them to even crack the cover, are among my very least favorite people in the world. My boyfriend was one of those when we first started dating, and upon learning this I proceeded to read the entire series aloud to him until he changed his mind. For the record, it only took about four chapters for that to happen, but by that point I was a train that would not be stopped until I reached the last sentence of book seven. It was very much a turning point in our relationship.

The only time I’m O.K. with an adult holding a children’s book is if he’s moving his mouth as he reads.

I’d like to believe this is a poorly executed reference to parents reading books to their kids, but I have a sneaking suspicion Stein is actually making fun of people who learn to read as adults. Gross.

I’m sure all those books are well written.

Even when he’s trying to throw the counterargument a bone, he’s still wrong. The Twilight books are probably the four most terribly written novels ever to be published.

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My jaw just went *clunk* on the desk.

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#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

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ras-elased:

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cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

THAT COMMENT DESCRIBES THE WHOLE TUMBLR

oh god. O_O

…….WOW.

And the ocean is made of fangirl tears.

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imperativa:mikeliterous:thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK#YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK#NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED#AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES#HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER#ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL#BUT I SHALL LAUGH#BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING#MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS#WORDS OF PAIN

#MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

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lanimalu:

The Avengers in 4 pictures. XD

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did-you-kno:

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justinrampage:

To celebrate “May The 4th Be With You”, Threadless released a few new excellent Star Wars shirts and reprinted a ton. Go check them all out!

Shirts Above:

• Ink Empire by Sebastien Ducourtieux
• Rebel With a Cause by Phil Jones
• Death Star Defensive Systems by Seth Bensusen
• The British Empire Strikes Back by Pedro Josue
• This Is Not the Eye Chart You’re Looking For by David Schwen
• Shot First by Jose A Gutierrez Rivera
• Retold with Unircorns by Jonah Block & Branko Ricov

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tumblebuggie:

i dunno =_= imagine if this guy stayed for 3 seasons, it’d be impossible to say goodbye.

er. tennant is here, smith coming soon?